I'm dreaming of a White christmas cos I've
- I'm dreaming of a White christmas cos I've never seen a white christmas before. It's always been in the movies. someday maybe I'll go to the North pole during Christmas time and th
- en I'll see the whitest Christmas ever! I better hurry though, with all the global warming and that. I bet Santa has already his sun lotion and trunks prepared. And the polar bears
- are all hopped up on Coke, chocolate, and Skittles so it's an extra fun party up at the Pole right about now. I wanted to really make an entrance when I arrived this year so I
- dressed as a penguin, I thought I'd be the only in the costume because everyone knows that penguins don't live in the North Pole, well when I got there, the party was thrown by Coc
- o Chanel. I'd misunderstood the "costume party". A 'penguin' was a chic way to say Tux. I was the only 'Only' at the party. An 'Only' is someone whose only there for entertainment
- of the rich. I was in a penguin costume at the Presidential Inauguration Ball, thanks to my misunderstanding of current cultural lingo. Obama sat in a corner crying. I waddled
- over to the snack table and poured my secret ingredient into the punch. Then I just sat back and waited for the fun to begin.
- Everyone's bodies evaporated, track suits and all, except for their Nikes. "Perfect," I said. I would add them to the ones I stole next to the ball pit. No shoes were safe whilst
- I, that one monkey with the shoe fetish from London zoo, escaped from the MI5 testing laboratory with their bodily-sans-shoes evaporator. I stole all the shoes I could want until
- I realized they were size 15. Really? Who wears freaking size 15 shoes besides clowns & maybe KIngKong. The monkey joined me when he noticed my stash. Then the sun started to set.
- Started
- 2011-11-28 08:40:37
- Finished
- 2012-09-04 11:21:21
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KieferSkunk Sep 04 2012 @ 14:22
Unfortunately, I wear size 15 shoes, and I'm not a clown or a giant gorilla. *sadface*
CrazyBananas Sep 04 2012 @ 14:52
Did I say size 15? Nah, I meant size 19 -- yeah, that's it. :)~
Zetawilk Sep 04 2012 @ 21:20
What nation are we sizing the shoes by?
KieferSkunk Sep 04 2012 @ 21:26
Cambodia, I think.
KieferSkunk Sep 04 2012 @ 21:27
By the way, which one of you is the second banana here? :)
Zetawilk Sep 04 2012 @ 22:07
I was first.