Dave was going to the footy game. The most

Dave was going to the footy game. The most antcipated game of the year.England v Germany in the 2014 world cup final!Were England going to triumph or were Germany going to succeed?

Dave joined up in his group of friends at the pub and set off for the game.

all his mates were cheering for thier team shouting in the streets but then...

along came Mick Jagger and Tina Turner and they started dancing in the street. Jagger looked like a fried mozerella stick and Tina's growling gut caused he to snap his head off

he continued to dance like a headless chicken and then staggered offstage. After the performance they were uncertain how to dispose of he's body. Mick said, "We should never have

book this theater for a month. How will ever get back are deposit. Where's that understudy?" Most of blood was removed with a little bit of cold water and sawdust. Next week,

we implement prepositions and articles. Then maybe get new show contract. Elizabeth drank all vodka, none left for musical director Albert Glasser. Very quiet in the psych ward

and very dark. Is everybody dead? Or at a party no-one bothered to tell me about? Activated my LED pupils so I could see something. Saw something big, dark and tall creeping over t

he garden wall... and I suddenly understood what everyone was hiding from. The shadow-master had come back for us... and this time there would be no escape.