"The way you make out is the way God will
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"The way you make out is the way God will be with you," said the pastor. "If you give a lot of wet kisses and drool than God will probably kill you through drowning."
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. But if you give a lot of love then God will give you a little love of your own." The children gazed at him. The teacher urged them to applaud. The dog barked. The cat purred. The
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the fish gargled. THEN the children applauded; it seems they are fascinated by the fish, and the fish noticed. So the fish jumped out of his bowl, while gasping for air the
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fish leaped and twirled and doing all sorts of flips. Several of the kids looked unimpressed, so the fish started to polka rather aggressively. That caught their attention
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The fish then hopped out of the water, and then they all let out blood-curdling screams in front of the children.
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The fish screamed because they realized they had forgotten to put on pants. The children screamed too. So the fish had to kill them all, to prevent witnesses.
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The Fish Without Pants became a terror to people everywhere. No-one was safe, unless they were on dry land, of course. The mayor of Childrenville held a meeting to discuss methods
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of cooking. "You can bake it, you can broil it, you can fry it in a pan. But once you start to cook, please stay close to the plan." The Childrenville's cook-off went swimmingly
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Childrenville being aptly named. They were talking about their young. In fact, there was a cookbook made entirely about children. They got their children from Fire Nation slaves.
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They bred them over and over! It's horrible cannibalism. THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT AND YOU SHOULD IGNORE THIS FOLD. Well then so I guess this is the end. Well now it's the end so TBC
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- 2014-10-26 01:54:40
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- 2017-11-15 20:00:38
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