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I was at the bar again and I'd had a few.

  • I was at the bar again and I'd had a few. I thought I said/meant to say: Hey, I'm Paul. You're pretty. Would you care to join me for a drink this evening? But what I actually said
  • was: "Hey, I'm Paul. You're pretty. Would you care to join me for a drink tomorrow evening?" This was deeply embarrassing as I had a prior engagement the next day. Ashamed, I went
  • totally berzerker on Paul and shot him in the neck with a stun gun. When I came to my senses, Paul had recovered. He was nice about it, that now I did owe him a drink, so I
  • sponged the back of his neck. "Sorry for the botched first attempt," I said as I re-fastened Paul to the chair and increased the gun's voltage. "Would you like some rum?" He nodded
  • then recited his first letter to the Philippians. "Yo, Philippian dudes, what's up?" That was as far Paul got before I tazed him again. This time was much more satisfactory.
  • I was the metaphoric "thorn" in the apostle Paul's side, you see. I'm the one Paul had to endure his entire life, despite his prayerful pleas for God to deliver him. I tazed him so
  • that I could dispose of the corpse that I was lugging around. Paul was my accomplice in the crime, so he had no choice but to help me out in the endeavor.
  • I took the feet & Paul took the arms. But he moaned about having to look at those cold staring eyes. "It's a bit late to start complaining now you're a cold blooded killer." The co
  • lor of their victim's lips was slowly turning blue, a sure sign that had set in, only adding to Paul's disgust. Paul could not have known this at the time, but the body they were
  • born from, had been their mother's. Paul reflected upon reproduction and had another cracker. He broke it in half, for Polly wanted a cracker too. And sharing is caring.
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2011-06-01 15:52:04
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2014-10-26 05:03:03

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    lucielucie Oct 26 2014 @ 17:00

    Hello storyfascist! Long time no see.
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    StoryFascist Oct 27 2014 @ 15:58

    Hello back! It is always a pleasure being back.

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