Can we make a Foldingstory with ONLY non

Can we make a Foldingstory with ONLY non sequiturs? Socks the cat ghost still haunted the Clintons.

I thought that's what we always do. How about: The Beer summit loomed in the East garden. Hillary had political crampons. Tricky Dick ate the Tapeworm.

Then Bush Jr. smiled and finished his found poetry by saying, "And so, there it lies." The editor of the New Yorker, in a Jaeger induced black out said, "Brilliant" and ran up to

his imperial highness before bowing and begging the Sheikhs to show some humour and let Mr. Bush through. But they refused, and even the monk was not going to accept such a

pathetic bribe. "We want weapons, Bush," the friar demanded sternly, swinging his iron rosary cross in a rapid circle. The sunglassed sheikhs nodded in agreement. "Neat ones."

Bush was painting a landscape, which looked like a paint by numbers project, more than anything else. The sunglassed sheiks asked if they were imaginary or real. Bush didn't know.

They weren't real but that didn't stop the cartoon ducky from jumping out of the painting and shooting them both. The Trump Squad killed the son for the comments of the dad. Would

you please sit down, you with the big hat? You're blocking the firing squad's view of the establishment's next victim. And get that stupid cartoon ducky with the gun out of here.

Hoping that someone would hear his cries and give him a rifle. But it wasn't to be.