"Two more sequential black-outs, a meatfest,

"Two more sequential black-outs, a meatfest, and then three different shades of self-loathing and a car, and just like that I was a roadie for Danzig." The crowd clapped.

The award winning best selling author and guitar player took a bow. This wasn't his first interview and it wouldn't be his last. This would be the one with the most death though.

Not to be outdone by the Dadaist front,the Anarchist Perfect Corpse movement reconstructed him from Platonic solids. When Nielson-Pembleton awoke the next morning his wife remarked

That the house was a real life Dadaist photomontage. She loved it. It was better than reading the NYT at breakfast.

Except the natural world abhorred it as montage for montage statements "found" in a state of stasis at least 15,004 years this November. As it had been programmed to do. Predestina

stood at the edge of the natural world and wondered how to play with it next. As a demigodess, Predestina found her powers to be a bit of a bore and wanted, really, just to have a

smoke and a pint with the lads at the Swan and Bull. But if she didn't order the course of the future, who would? Left with free will, who knows what humans could do?

Despite the world's unawareness their lives were in her hands. To let humans rule and overtake, at the best of their ability, or to conquer all paying the ultimate price

--$17.99, on sale, at Walmart. The world is a funny place: weapons of mass destruction, poisoned water and polluted air--it's a wonder that we've survived as long as we have!