Mrs. B. walked into the classroom holding

Mrs. B. walked into the classroom holding a big brown box. She marched in and set it on her desk. "Who is brave enough to open it?" she asked. I walked over, opened the box and...

to my surprise their was a puppy in the box. Mrs. B. said, "Go ahead; show what is in the box to the class." I lifted the puppy out of the box, and the class moaned, "Oh!" Then,

I lifted the puppy out and the children rose to their feet! To their surprise they saw a...

baboons ass where the dogs face should have been. The dog barked in monkey fart language and the place began to smell very badly. Something was seriously wrong with this dog but I

helped the dog by bringing the dog into the vet but the vet said that the dog has a

broken leg and did not know how long it would take to

make it heal. I called a taxi so they would take me to

Paradise. But instead it took me to Hell. Some taxi service! The demonic driver even charged me 50 for the trip! I gave him a counterfeit 100 and told him to keep it. Then Satan

give me a written apology for all the things you've done?" "Um, no. You have a package." With a deft flick of the wrist, he signed. "Keep that, it will be worth millions."