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Once upon a time

  • Once upon a time
  • Strike that. Twice upon a time. Yes the strange attractor vortex of the fates surrounding this story caused it to happen in uncanny congruence two times. In two villages separated
  • by space and millennia. First upon a time, there lived a Human Princess. Second upon a time there lived an Alien Pope. Their lives were inevitably intertwined
  • when an MRI showed Gia's baby to be totally green & she chose to abort. "Why, it's a perfectly normal child!" insisted Pope E.T. XX, after being told and arriving by flying saucer.
  • Wolfman Jack in the gazebo, where they read The Onion together. A good laugh never hurt anyone, he said. Gia agreed. That was how they stayed sane in this upside down world.
  • I mean, Trump officiated a wedding between an AR-15 and a Neopet. People attended that. There was even catering! Wolfman Jack and Gia could only shake their heads at such a thing.
  • That said, the AR-15 and the Neopet were childhood sweethearts (it was almost as if they were manufactured for each other) and Donald Trump even offered to baptise their child.
  • The two existences were very radical. In fact, due the birth of their child signified the birth of a new species. A beautiful species.
  • They were almost human, a bit like stars, eyes full of sunshine and voices like dusk. And if their bodies were a little strange, their teeth a bit too sharp- what did it matter?

1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Apr 28 2016 @ 04:10

    HululusLabs picked up right where Pope E.T. XX left off. Nice job all around!

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