Finished Folds (1—8)
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2"Nevermooooooore"
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3One day she decided to try something. She, full of fear, shakily slid a bonsai in a pot across the floor to the creature. The creature stared at it, stared at her and back again.
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5Suddenly a college student with little remaining funds took interest in her flat and wanted to move in. The scraggly nerd of a man made his offer in hopes that she would take it.
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4Risky Raccoon, however, loved the chef's surprise, and stole everyone else's when it was served. They didn't care, because it tasted like butts, so they struck a deal with Risky.
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4And so they demanded that the protesters eat the pancakes that they had thrown or pay the total sum of the money that had been wasted by the discarded pancakes. Both really sucked.
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1I stepped across the threshold of the decrepit house and into the open air. A cold hand grasped my wrist, and I turned around to see a pale face. "Don't leave me..."
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3Hillary Clinton shot an incredulous look at me as I quickly jumped away from her, cringing while brushing off my clothes. Munchkins surrounded the platform. It was a rally.
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1It was a question that bounced itself from the walls of each and every one of them, as they stood on the edge of the precipice with nothing but parachutes to soften their landing.