About that pod the CW network uses to grow

About that pod the CW network uses to grow the cast members for its TV series,

that pod is a character generation pod. It contains biofluids with Monster energy drink as its base. The protein molds are made from big mac cheese squarelets. The CW network then

completely threw in the towel. Saved by the Bell marathons, Saved by the Bell spin-offs and infomercials galore. The network execs locked themselves inside the bar. Ratings

Soared and then they exited, drunk. Too much beer and bratwurst did them no good. That was their last hurrah.

Big Ed always used to say, "The only thing worse than a last hurrah is not being able to BOING on a dime." That was lots of money back in his day. His grandkids can buy hydro on a

nickel, a steam train on a penny, and a (stop messaging me while I'm on FS) small island on a Canadian penny. 'Course back in my day, money was made of rubber. Your check bouncing

had nothing on us at that time, but we certainly knew how to stretch a penny, you little whippersnappers. You don't know what's good. Stale candy from a dumpster is still delicious

if you give it a quick rinse in turpentine. Sure, it'll burn your tongue a little, but that just emphasizes the flavor. Don't be a pussy, Jeremy. Eat your turps, it's good for you.

“Good for me?” Jeremy snorted & wept in his own deceit, “I’m the guy who said it was good for you to drink Drano for constipation. Remember?” It’s hard sifting through the folly.

Then I thought: Drano may cure constipation if the chemicals avoided the stomach, which would be utterly destroyed. The solution? Shove Drano up the ass! I’m bound up, so I’ll try.