“La guerra arriba a través de discursos

“La guerra arriba a través de discursos i papers, cinquens i voluntaris: el front queda lluny, es desconeix el seu soroll. Van venir, això sí, refugiats. Molts, massa"

Bork Bork Bork!" concluded the Swedish Chef, as he presented the Ninja Blender. He had made much more money on gigs on infomercials then on The Muppet Show. "Een deeseer, wee meek

un iPhone und der bunderbus allie-oop!" The Swedish chef shot the iPhone and put it in the blender. Beaker turned off the Chef's infomercial with envy in his ping-pong eyes.

Beaker was an a-hole though, so little mattered what he felt. The important thing here was that the iPhone blended excellently and came out as a fine black powder. Great success.

Then I sold the iPhone powder on (what else?) the black market. Another great success. Anyone who snorted iPhone powder could then channel Steve Jobs anytime they wanted to. Beaker

had a tragic allergy to iPowder which resulted in his head elongating several hundred meters into the flight line of the local airport; within a week, a departing 787 collided

With an arriving 777. There were dead bodies on the tarmac, according to Channel 8 news. The reporter held his nose to avoid sneezing as he reported the story on the evening news.

It happened every time. He was convinced he was allergic to the evening news. He pointed out that he never sneezed during any other segment of the news. Even when he did that zika

segment, he didn't sneeze. Everyone sneezes in the presence of mosquitoes! But he didn't. This was a grave error. They took him prisoner and demanded to know why he did not sneeze.

I burned him with hot pokers, but he would not talk. He did begin to buzz, though and it took me a while to figure out that he was a mosquito, himself. I was repelled. And itchy.