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Perhaps yea well perhaps I should have but,

  • Perhaps yea well perhaps I should have but, you know, I'm not some kind of, you know, and anyway, where were you? Where were you when this was all going on and it all happened?

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  • Like I said, It's none of your business. Why are you always asking questions? Curiosity killed the cat you know. What matter's is i'm here now. Come on we have to keep moving. Grab

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  • owski was a Polish disc jockey who was my arch nemesis. Satisfied? Now you know. I'm seriously sick of you butting into my personal business because you want to know who my

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  • great uncle was. Do I know? Not really. There have been all sorts of stories about him. He was like the late Keith Moon in the way he destroyed hotel rooms and we are banned from

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  • several large hotel chains and all the local hotels and motels for 7 generations. So, you always need to register with a fake name and don't use your real credit card with a real n

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  • ame and that's how you and your disgusting coworkers can bang despite the international health crisis going on. Hotels are festering mounds for hosting affairs, and they must burn.

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  • And that's why we at Motel 6 have decided to burn all our buildings to the ground. Well, that and the insurance. Oh dear, we've said too much. Is this mic on? Oh well,

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  • we'll just have to make sure we set the recorder on fire, too. The Motel 6 staff would like to thank you all for your patience and recommend exiting the building before the fire

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  • consumes you and your firstborn. Mother of Christ! The Motel 6 evacuation meant I wouldn’t get a complimentary continental breakfast. I spun the manager around and saw his face was

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  • mostly melted to the left. I could hardly bare to look at him. But my complimentary breakfast was on the line. "What arrangements have you made about breakfast?" He died instead.

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1 Comments

  1. dookierouser Feb 26 2022 @ 12:39

    As if to say, "Screw you Bub," For breakfast I paid too much for a breakfast pirogi out of Vending Machine #17. It was the only thing that survived the fire. Hey, if they cut the power, how is the vending machine still running?

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