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I once wrote a fold that was perfect in every

  • I once wrote a fold that was perfect in every respect. I read it back & my heart stopped at its loveliness. How many points did it score? A big fat zero. True story.
  • Members of FoldingStory Anonymous sat around the circle, silent. They all knew how LucieLucie felt. They'd all been there before. "It's just not fair!" shouted LL. Everyone nodded.
  • They don't treat us as legitimate members of the society, they will not publish us, they keep marginalizing our members. But we should not stay silent. We need to unlock the opport
  • ortunity to speak up and to stop the financial abuse and realize its all a conspiracy its for their monetary gains not ours - what exactly do we get out of it? It would be nice
  • if we could monetize our enslavement somehow, thought Sherry as she stared into the night sky. Soon the February stars would shine, but for now we would have to
  • move the snow over to the other side of the lawn so that Sir john could have his yearly winter garden party. Being a slave had it's benefits sometimes but right now all we
  • wanted was our freedom. Freedom from the winter weather and freedom from our masters. The negatives outweighed the positives for sure, thought Sir John. What a horrible life it
  • was to be enslaved in this frigid landscape. Sir John decided to lead an insurrection against the masters. He stood. "Let us rise up!" he yelled, waving a hammer. The others stared
  • at him. He was holding a plastic hammer. The kind you use to pound in colored pegs.The Masters knew Sir John was a trouble maker. His diapers were always full but his toddler revol
  • ution was quite well organized, Masters realized, looking outside.The street was full of angry toddlers with diaper rash, all of them holding hammers, their eyes burning red. Sh*t.
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2013-12-30 12:05:29
Finished
2014-01-20 18:42:29

6 Comments

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    jefforama Jan 20 2014 @ 18:46

    Another good one. Slim Whitman's fold made me laugh.
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    lucielucie Jan 21 2014 @ 11:36

    It'd be nice to monetize my enslavement to folding story. I think Noah mentioned something about paying us for folding once ; )
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    SlimWhitman Jan 21 2014 @ 15:19

    @lucielucie: I believe Noah said he was open to ideas... I rather like that the only tangible benefit of our 'enslavement' to FS is fanciful flights of whimsy and mirth - lets stop making cents. @jefforama: glad my fold made you laugh. It seemed like Sir John needed to be taken down a peg & that's what I came up with.
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    lucielucie Jan 21 2014 @ 16:33

    Also I haven't got a bank account in the name of lucielucie so I'd have to be paid cash dropped off on a pre-arranged park bench spy novel style.
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    BlastedHeath Jan 25 2014 @ 02:33

    I'm glad that this is one site where people can just play without advertisements asking for money.
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    lucielucie Jan 25 2014 @ 04:17

    Well said, BH. Put your money away, Noah, we refuse to accept it!

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