Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal
- Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal shoes were hell on Earth and she decided to buy new shoes.She went shoe shopping at Rodeo Drive but nothing seemed to fit her.
- Across the street,Cinderella saw her Prince fitting shoes on some blonde and died a little,but found the strenght to take a closer look."Yes ma'am.We have those in red."He stood up
- and Cinderella was surprised to see her Prince working as a shoe salesman, although it did seem like a fitting job for him. He did after all have quite the collection of shoehorns
- stashed away in a cave in the Swiss Alps. 57 years later, the prince returned to his collection and lamented his finicky nature. "Not a one could appreciate a shoehorn -- but what
- the hell right?" The Prince's court gesticulated and mumbled to make it sound like they knew what the hell the prince was talking about. The jester shot a glance at the minister,
- the minster rolled his eyes heavenward, the angels just shook their heads. The prince grabbed the jester. "Don't get all jingle-belly with me. I run this place!" "But sire, I was
- just told I am the new Prince." said the Jester, pulling out the deed to the lands. "See? The kingdom is now mine!" He laughed, cartwheeling and juggling all the way to the Castle.
- When he got to the castle, the Jester ended up dropping his juggling balls. The castle he now owned was beyond a fixer upper so he hired
- Merry Men Contractors, which would have been fine, except they showed up to work on the castle in nothing but green tights, shirts & little pointy hats. Jester was not amused.
- Especially because he put his jester hat on skew-whiff this morning & received laughs all around the castle. & now these builders who had outdone his costume. Poor Jester.
- Started
- 2013-06-18 18:20:56
- Finished
- 2015-09-25 03:43:17
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