Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal

Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal shoes were hell on Earth and she decided to buy new shoes.She went shoe shopping at Rodeo Drive but nothing seemed to fit her.

Across the street,Cinderella saw her Prince fitting shoes on some blonde and died a little,but found the strenght to take a closer look."Yes ma'am.We have those in red."He stood up

and Cinderella was surprised to see her Prince working as a shoe salesman, although it did seem like a fitting job for him. He did after all have quite the collection of shoehorns

stashed away in a cave in the Swiss Alps. 57 years later, the prince returned to his collection and lamented his finicky nature. "Not a one could appreciate a shoehorn -- but what

the hell right?" The Prince's court gesticulated and mumbled to make it sound like they knew what the hell the prince was talking about. The jester shot a glance at the minister,

the minster rolled his eyes heavenward, the angels just shook their heads. The prince grabbed the jester. "Don't get all jingle-belly with me. I run this place!" "But sire, I was

just told I am the new Prince." said the Jester, pulling out the deed to the lands. "See? The kingdom is now mine!" He laughed, cartwheeling and juggling all the way to the Castle.

When he got to the castle, the Jester ended up dropping his juggling balls. The castle he now owned was beyond a fixer upper so he hired

Merry Men Contractors, which would have been fine, except they showed up to work on the castle in nothing but green tights, shirts & little pointy hats. Jester was not amused.

Especially because he put his jester hat on skew-whiff this morning & received laughs all around the castle. & now these builders who had outdone his costume. Poor Jester.