Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping
- Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping to catch your fill? The little brown mouse just ran in his house. Silly kitty sitting so still.
- “The end.” said Det. Manatee, tucking his little niece into bed. Babysitting’s not so bad he thought, heading down the hall. Suddenly, commotion erupted from his niece's room
- ! "Can it be?" He feared the Wicked Woodchipper was messily chipping his niece. "If the noise increases," said Det. Manatee, "My niece decreases to pieces." He opened his trusty
- case and pulled out the spectrum analyser. No doubt it was the wicked woodchipper.How many woodchips could a woodchipper chip if a wood chipper could chip nieces?" Manatee pondered
- his grisly version of the tongue twister. But while Detective Manatee grazed on his amusements, Dr. Chillbot procrastinated on executing the most evil part of his plan which
- involved infiltrating the Vatican with Ninjas. Chillbot laughed maniacally, "So, Manatee! you thought you could defeat me! Even now my brethren are arriving in Rome!" Just then
- Cardinal Fang burst in with a bevy of acolytes. Chillbot turned his icy gaze on them. "Careful now," said Fang, "they are well-versed in Krav Maga and quantum computation." Manatee
- froze. From his hiding place in the rafters, NINJA POPE, the old-school jap-ital scholar, gave his trademark thin-lipped smile, careful not show his teeth. Manatee, Chillbot, Fang,
- Ishmael, Lillicent, Icheb, Kambodia, Ergonaut, Sinutab, Uldrich, Cassidy, Kincaid, Imhotep, Nigel, Garimonde, Carl, Ocelot, Caramel and Karl were lurking in the foyer below the
- mezzanine. I sang an ancient war song at them and they died in a not altogether peaceful manner.
- Started
- 2011-08-26 19:08:18
- Finished
- 2012-05-17 14:47:08
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jaw2ek May 17 2012 @ 15:07
All's well that ends.
Zetawilk May 17 2012 @ 15:08
That's what I always.
jaw2ek May 18 2012 @ 06:07
Swell!