Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping

Pretty kitty sitting so still. Are you hoping to catch your fill? The little brown mouse just ran in his house. Silly kitty sitting so still.

“The end.” said Det. Manatee, tucking his little niece into bed. Babysitting’s not so bad he thought, heading down the hall. Suddenly, commotion erupted from his niece's room

! "Can it be?" He feared the Wicked Woodchipper was messily chipping his niece. "If the noise increases," said Det. Manatee, "My niece decreases to pieces." He opened his trusty

case and pulled out the spectrum analyser. No doubt it was the wicked woodchipper.How many woodchips could a woodchipper chip if a wood chipper could chip nieces?" Manatee pondered

his grisly version of the tongue twister. But while Detective Manatee grazed on his amusements, Dr. Chillbot procrastinated on executing the most evil part of his plan which

involved infiltrating the Vatican with Ninjas. Chillbot laughed maniacally, "So, Manatee! you thought you could defeat me! Even now my brethren are arriving in Rome!" Just then

Cardinal Fang burst in with a bevy of acolytes. Chillbot turned his icy gaze on them. "Careful now," said Fang, "they are well-versed in Krav Maga and quantum computation." Manatee

froze. From his hiding place in the rafters, NINJA POPE, the old-school jap-ital scholar, gave his trademark thin-lipped smile, careful not show his teeth. Manatee, Chillbot, Fang,

Ishmael, Lillicent, Icheb, Kambodia, Ergonaut, Sinutab, Uldrich, Cassidy, Kincaid, Imhotep, Nigel, Garimonde, Carl, Ocelot, Caramel and Karl were lurking in the foyer below the

mezzanine. I sang an ancient war song at them and they died in a not altogether peaceful manner.