We didn't think that our first contact with

We didn't think that our first contact with intelligent life from outer-space would be that dumb.

But then, these are Earthlings we're talking about, here. We've been picking up their television broadcasts for something like one hundred years now, and clearly they're devolving.

slipped Michigan J. into his coat pocket. "That's okay though," he said aloud. "Maybe I'll just bring you up to my place and you can sing for just me." "Croooaak," was the reply.

MJ never broke character. But he did have a bit of vanity which came to haunt him. He filmed a selfie of himself in his new master's bathtub singing "Tiny Bubbles". The Frog's legs

tasted like chicken--just like chicken tastes like chicken. MJ decided that his hands were pruny enough and got out of the tub. He squeezed his belly fat and wished he hadn't eaten

the whole thing. The Alka-Seltzer was just out of arm's reach from the tub, but all the food in MJ's tummy was making it difficult to get up. He pulled with all his strength, but

The food lined up to block him . The goats head soup was saying, "Tsk!Tsk!" The boiled sauerkraut was saying, "We dare you !" "Screw you all, " He replied. The Alka Seltzer walked

With a zig zagging gait due to the way his 2 clean edges overloaded the perforated edges. A small cheese ball saw this and reached out a helping hand. The tension dropped at once.

Eyes filled with tears as the little cheese ball was lifted to the glorious bosom of heaven. Perforated edges became smooth and never again was there a malevolent word spoken.