He used a sock puppet to pick up beautiful
- He used a sock puppet to pick up beautiful women.
- And he would always set them down gently in a nice park far from his path of anguished destruction. He knew it was for the best. King Kong hadn't done too well, and so Gojira
- kept the talk away from disasters. Gojira bubbled on about the recent weather and different interesting things he'd eaten. King Kong hated small talk, but he needed to humor
- Gojira and keep the discussion on the light side. Too soon King Kong wearied of listening to the small talk about weather and food and what happened next was ugly
- because in an attempt to entertain himself he started to answer the questions with interpretive dance. Swaying to and fro with every question he was asked he started to bump into
- the differences in medieval French dialects, Lang dOc vs. Lang dOil with a bit of soft shoe at the part about the Cathars. When he was asked about Hadrian's wall, he riverdanced.
- His riverdance was so mesmerising he drew crowds from all over. They all stood in stunned silence, dialectual differences forgotten, staring at the enchanting sight.
- Meanwhile, as the crowd watched him dance, his minions went out and picked everyone's pocket or pocketbook. They did not realize their losses until they tried to pay for drinks
- with pinches of lint. But then a hush fell & the Bee Gees sounded & John Travolta danced rings around him. "Boss, he kills you!" cried one minion, exposing the pickpocketing scheme
- with a dramatic voice. *this program has been stopped to announce the destruction of the Banana Republic's banana supply! Thank you militants, and go potato army!*
- Started
- 2013-05-07 21:00:17
- Finished
- 2018-06-07 01:40:32
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PurpleProf Jun 07 2018 @ 17:01
What a clever idea in how you introduced King Kong in Fold 2, BH...and the image of King Kong riverdancing...too funny!
SlimWhitman Jun 07 2018 @ 17:16
Great starting fold too, PP. Where'd you get that idea? Did Jefforama pick you up with a sock puppet? ;-)
PurpleProf Jun 07 2018 @ 17:54
Ha! I wish he could. He's got a bum back!
LordVacuity Jun 07 2018 @ 19:01
Bummer, everybody knows you have to put lots of back to pick up women with a sock puppet. Especially if she doesn't want to be picked up like that, or even at all.