"I love you both," May uttered, and flushed

"I love you both," May uttered, and flushed a little when both of her darling husbands (as in love with each other as with her) hugged her and assured her of the same. True love!

Everyone in the room applauded. May's sister wiped the tears from her eyes and leaned on her boyfriend. "Weddings are so beautiful," she said tearfully. Half an hour later, May and

her new husband were having dinner with the newly extended family. May had changed out of her gown and but Jason stubbornly kept his suit on. This meal alone cost at least

thirty quid and Jason wasn't having any of it. He got up to complain. "Look, can't you see I have enough to deal with?" he shouted at the waiter. May and his other family gasped.

May knew she had stop him before things got more out of control. She leaned back in her chair, raised her right leg and propped it on the dinner table. "Wait! I'll foot the bill."

Then June toseed her tresses "No let me pony up" Julie stabbed another blood sausage "No, I'll fork it out!" Augustina slurped up an oyster, Let me shell it out!"

Ophelia entered the room and said , "Let me cut it out!". Bibi carved a giant heart in the sausage. Corina pulled out a lark and said, "I will slice it out!" She did just that.

"Why would you do that?!" cried Ophelia. She started sobbing, and the noise made the Dictator appear at the door. "Okay, that's enough, I'm killing you all", said the man

who had drawn them all in the first place, as he dribbled ink all over Ophelia, the Dictator and the rest. "I shall rise again!" shouted the Dictator as he disappeared. Ophelia