I hear the seconds.The sound of the passing

I hear the seconds.The sound of the passing moments. one..two..three...thousand. why I can't sleep? Why these damn thoughts aren't finished? where are all the sheep? I'm hearing

cows in the distance, but no sheep. This is the weirdest sleep study ever, the pills that they gave dont even ....whoa, wait, I feel all gooey on the inside....yeah, look the cows

1 cow, 2 cows, 3 cows, 4 sheep, 5 cows. Am I awake? I feel asleep, I think I'm dreaming. If this is a dream, then I can fly. The window is open, how convenient, the air feels cold

against my face and I jumped. I soared through the air until I saw all the cows, I flew over them screaming "mooooooo." That's when superman appeared and

took me out. He apparently, thinks he is the only person who should be able to jump over the moon with the cows. Since, when did he become a part of the world of Mother Goose?

I only laughed at my creation's delusions. I entertained his flights of fancy as we spent the night strolling down Hangman's park, laughing and

Purple penguins who were dressed in purple robes, following his royal highness, the Purple Prince. Purple rain fell everywhere. It was filmed and went viral on you tube. I became f

ucked up in the head pretty soon because after a few days, I started seeing a purple penguin dancing everywhere I went. It was wearing purple robes with the imprint of lingerie.

I figured, with my mind gone, there was nothing left for me in the way of a normal life. So I proposed to the lingerie-wearing penguin and settled down for good.