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This saga begins with a little man living

  • This saga begins with a little man living in a cave. One day, the little man woke up to the sound of a bear sniffing his pants that were hanging from a rock a few feet away. Scared
  • the little man pretends to be asleep or dead. The bear sniffs his pants again. "Yep" the bear says "I knew you were the one who stole my honey.I plant a special aromatic herb near
  • my bush. The oils from the Herb are supposed to encourage my bush to grow thick and strong. I hope the aromatics on my bush don't kill this special herb, I love symbiosis why
  • don't Herb and Bush get along? Herb is a slick operator with a wardrobe of plaid suites and deadbeat clients. I'm Bush's PR assistant. He couldn't talk his way out of of a
  • a cave ... cave ... cave. Hey, is there an echo in here, here, here? Shit. This just won't do for the big presser I've scheduled for Bush. We'll have to move it to
  • a vacuum, where sound cannot travel. That way Bush couldn't say anything to doom his post-presidential approval ratings campaign. Unfortunately, we didn't account for
  • the special theory of relativity, and Bushed managed to balls things up anyway. His approval ratings were through the basement overnight. We decided that this wasn't necessarily a
  • bad thing. After all, we'd wisely bet on more horses. So we decided that Albert E should be Clinton's running mate instead. They made a nicer couple anyway: a hot blonde and the
  • tousle-haired git who stole all his work from his fellow researchers because he was too busy skiving off school & hitting on ugly German women. Back to the horse races, Pinkie Pie
  • had spent the last four hours being trampled under the hooves of the race horses. She was flat as a piece of cardboard. And she was happier than she'd ever been in her life.
Started
2011-05-07 23:10:45
Finished
2012-09-10 23:27:00

2 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Sep 10 2012 @ 23:30

    I like how we temporarily went away from the cave and came back to it. :)
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    49erFaithful Sep 11 2012 @ 13:14

    Didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! Pretty obvious now...

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