"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

  • "What the hell do you think you're doing?" I said as I nodded disapprovingly at the startled student.

  • "Um... reading?" he replied. I knocked it out of his hand. "How dare you look at words when the Halo XBox Challenge is just hours away! Get to a console this instant!"

  • That was life when you lived with Levar Burton from the reading rainbow. I stepped on his book as I got the XBOX booted up for the halo challenge. "Let's put some of that sci-fi cr

  • .." Levar cut me off with a look and unplugged the Xbox. "People are so distracted with visuals they forget the world is sound." He put on a record and turned on the cymatograph. L

  • ife hadn't prepared me for what came next. I was bound to a chair with multicolored cable straps. Levar smiled down at me as an eerie melody issued from the mysterious machine.

  • I didn't know what Levar wanted... I just knew that I wanted that pizza he promised a while ago. The chair then lit up, and it took me to a land I had never seen before!

  • Pizza Island! The magical chair landed on a doughy expanse of crusty pockets just east of pepporiniville. I headed north along Anchovy Bay. Levar had baked a whole island for me!

  • There were the friendliest tomatoes I had ever met. The spinach family invited me for dinner. I was learning to eat vegetarian when the sausage called. Their gardens were splendid

  • topiaries depicting different cuts of meat. A boxwood in the shape of a pork chop. An euonymus trimmed into a T-bone steak. The sausage's garden made my vegetarian tongue drool.

  • The meal grass licked up the spittle & beamed in the billow. The Giant Bonsai depicting the haggis took front & center. Inside, the Giant Bonsai was seething and biding her time.



  1. pupypup Oct 13 2017 @ 20:52

    that was a pretty good one! I think the chair had some LSD in it.

  2. LordVacuity Oct 13 2017 @ 21:08

    That'll do fig tree pig. That'll do.

  3. Woab Oct 16 2017 @ 10:48

    Interesting! When reading is banned shall we all dwell in the land of meat-shaped vegetation?

  4. SlimWhitman Oct 27 2017 @ 09:29

    Levar "baked" a "pizza pie", a vegan pagan, pig in your eye. ripe with meaty flora, the carnivoran plant diaspora,

  5. Woab Oct 27 2017 @ 17:21

    Love it. Don't hog it all for yourself, Slim!

  6. SlimWhitman Oct 28 2017 @ 12:42

    Well I was hoping someone clever would finish my dirge.

  7. BlastedHeath Oct 29 2017 @ 18:54

    But look! -- What's over there? a Major in a chair garlanded with roses in suggestive poses the Major's in a trance as lusty, hungry plants go forth in search of meaties to seduce with vegetative sweeties,

  8. LordVacuity Oct 29 2017 @ 19:26

    BlastedHeath, you are the epitome of a modern FoldingStory Folder.

  9. SlimWhitman Oct 30 2017 @ 16:42

    Cool, I knew something better was coming!

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