Why is this man talking so loudly and gesturing

Why is this man talking so loudly and gesturing so frantically? Maybe I can't talk yet but I sure can hear and see him! Why are people so weird in front of babies? I wonder if they

would be surprised if they looked in a shop-window and saw those troll gestures... If the sun came out right now, will they turn into stone like trolls in the forest? Maybe I could

do the experiment to find out? But I was inTromsø & the sun wasn't due to come up again for a month. The trolls were strolling right through the center of town breaking shop window

s and gnawing the heads off hydrants. The trolls ripped concrete, thrashed churches and pounced on the biker bar. The Hell's Angels were inside trying to vote for a new chapter

to be added one of their member's autobiography. The trolls suddenly burst into the biker bar, and began to

sit on the bar with their little plastic behinds while they combed out their long, fluorescent synthetic hair. The bikers admired the trolls as they drank their Jack Daniels. Then

and now, Trolls were a rare sight for the city nightlife. Bouncers were wary letting them in, barkeeps made sure the drinks were paid in advance. No one biker wanted to be first

To be greeted by a troll with flame red hair and a deep laugh. They didn't know how to use tjr internet so not worry there. This guy was a carpenter and was a genius at fixing cars

. He was also frequently mistaken for Ronald McDonald, but as long as he could repair my car & build me a nice coffee table, I didn't care about his laugh or how he smelled of

greasy supersize menu items. As he sweated over fixing my car, his face paint streaked to reveal skin that looked like a moldy sack of potatoes. I gulped. It was still a bargain.