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  • Once upon a time there was a little funny bunny named Timmy and he had Trisomy 23 (XXY).

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  • He had a penis

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  • , or rather, what was assumed to be a penis. In reality, the strange cruel truth of the matter was this:

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  • It was not a penis. It was an acorn!

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  • Timmy decided to remove the acorn and to replace for its favourite food:

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  • HALVAH! This was because only Timmy understood that it was an orthodox jew and needed a kosher treat for Rosh Hashanah. Mr. Katz at the deli offered him a marble halvah that was

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  • excavated from a local deposit. Mr. Miller smiled warmly & took a bite... *CRUNCH* "I broke my sheesh," he later explained his empty gums to Dr. Goodfeel, who ordered an emergency

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  • flash mob to meet at the excavation site to perform Checkov's Dead Souls in the Garden, or his The Third Death of Ivan. His callout led to a resurgence in 19th Century Russian Zomb

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  • Ie fiction which became a famous television series. The tenth folder of this story will have at least read thirty pages of it and evaluated each character in such detail that you'r

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  • sure they possess premonition, but it's alll just a trick of the fold, a 10 fold monte, a game of word switcheroo, a droning didgeridoo, a jabbering jujitsu,with no sneak preview.

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