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So my question is, and it has been asked

  • So my question is, and it has been asked before: "What will happen to MoralEnd when he reaches 10,000 likes?" I heard a rumor, completely unsubstantiated, that
  • 10,000 balloons will fall from the sky, along with 10,000 virgin angels who will then perform a dance to the music of 10,000 Maniacs, after which Moral End will receive 10,000
  • email requests from some prince from Nigeria that needs bank account numbers, and if Moral End decides to help, they will receive a 10,000 $ as well. Now in theory the plan is awes
  • -truck in the presence of good plans. "Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man," said MoralEnd as he surfed in on an oversized $10,000 check. The Nigerians smuggled SlimWhitman
  • in hopes of returning him to normal size. The wizard was tired of all these hand-outs. "Look I'm fresh out of courage, just take some hearts and go." The bin said two per customer
  • but the Tinman was greedy as well as heartless so he took three. After installing all three hearts the Tinman began acting very oddly. What he didn't realize
  • was that one of the stolen hearts was a spade. The second heart was broken, and the third was an alarm clock. He felt cheated by The Wizard and began plotting his revenge.
  • He went back to his home town, where he knew an incredibly wicked witch. Still angry, he paid her large amounts of money for her to kill the Wizard and steal him three more hearts.
  • She did this and presented him with a box containing 3 bloody human hearts and the Wizard's sparkly purple heart as well! But he didn't feel elated as he thought he would. He felt
  • like going home. He was sorry he'd smoked all that opium. He wanted to go back to the farm in Kansas & raise pigs. "Auntie Em, Auntie Em!" he cried. He woke up in Boston, a lawyer.
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2013-07-22 03:12:11
Finished
2013-11-12 22:58:51

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 13 2013 @ 03:05

    LOL ending... But is MoralEnd still a lawyer?
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    lucielucie Nov 13 2013 @ 14:58

    Good luck with the relocation MoralEnd -wrap up warm!
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    jefforama Nov 16 2013 @ 04:08

    Ha Ha! Pretty funny. I didn't know Moral End was an attorney. Does he smoke opium too?

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