Isn't it great how we have all these new
- Isn't it great how we have all these new people playing with us on FoldingStory? I'm just a'clappin' my hands & singing hallelujah! But I wonder if they'll stay when they find out
- what a drain all the fame can be. I can't even go to the store anymore without some random "Look! It's the guy that just folded about insurance!" The public scrutiny for FS authors
- is nil. Folding is like living in a Mars capsule without all the buttons to push - especially when you realise all the other folders only live in your head & you've gone mad. Conve
- niently. I already knew I was mad. I pushed only one button. The escape pod! It landed me safely in Toledo where only the old people could see me & only a disembodied bowl of jello
- would do for my lunch. But try as I might, the old people were too deaf to understand what I was requesting. They gave me disassembled poles of yellow, old potties of moldy fellows
- Who had eaten too much turkey last Thanksgiving. I requested fresh turkey and got a live turkey. Where to put it? I put it in the shower until I could kill it for food. "Roadkill?"
- inquired the waitress, subtly tilting the silver platter she carried so I could see squirrels in various postures, their flattened pelts bearing tread marks. "Got a Michelin?" I
- asked? "Today's special is either a Coyote or a large gopher (we're not sure which) run over by an 18-wheeler with 17in Z tread." "That's perfect, sugar." Her Michelin man costume
- had done the trick. If she had listening to Karen she would have thrown it away long ago. "Why do you want to keep some strange furry's tire fetish costume around anyway. The Stink
- makes me gag. Even the skunk costume I once wore smelled better after I farted in it. Anyway furry's are animals not tires!" Shrugs were shared and together hand n hand they waltz.
- Started
- 2014-02-21 15:40:34
- Finished
- 2017-02-25 23:53:25
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lucielucie Feb 26 2017 @ 16:18
Nobody folds about insurance quite like you 49er :)
SlimWhitman Feb 26 2017 @ 19:30
Yes, I'm still agog about your false claims adjustment story.
49erFaithful Feb 26 2017 @ 21:25
Well now I'm all verklempt. :-) ... Also, I'm glad I finally know how those fancy restaurants earn their Michelin stars. Delicious!
IceSquad Feb 27 2017 @ 03:01
That's why MY insurance covers botulism, too. Don't enter Maxim's without ALLSAFE- the insurance that's got your stomach!
lucielucie Feb 27 2017 @ 16:02
It's a crowded field, but here's my attempt at insurance folding. http://foldingstory.com/t1mu3/
Woab Feb 28 2017 @ 15:35
I want furry tires, now.