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Josh from work was forced by necessity to

  • Josh from work was forced by necessity to buy a pint at The Famous Cock in Highbury last Tuesday. He told me this in an email even though he was sitting at the desk abutting mine
  • . abutting mine. abut-ting. He he. Unfortunately Josh included a suggestive Famous Cock-themed photo montage which appeared on my screen just as Amanda, our touchy section chief
  • , dropped in for her mid-morning touchy-feely session with us. "Wow, what's that?" Amanda asked as she massaged my neck. "Famous cocks, you adorable section chief," whispered Josh.
  • "No," I said. "That's just my collarbone." Amanda seemed surprised and said it was very prominent; then she continued the massage. My shoulders were very sore, because
  • I'd recently broken my collarbone while trying to jump from a second story balcony to the underground pool. Amanda walked in with new bandages for my wounds
  • and gently wrapped them around my throat. "Uh, Amanda," I said, "it's my collarbone that's broken, not my neck." She smiled sweetly and pulled the bandages tight. "I know, sweets."
  • "Ok, because you're putting that bandage on my neck and throat, not my clavicle. That bandage is tight. I'm getting light heated ... ."???? ???????????????? ????????????????????????. ???? ???????????????? ????????
  • handwriting is difficult to read, so I'll just type it out. Kay?" And with a puff of smoke, Kay Ballard appeared with a keyboard/monitor. And on the screen, these words appeared:
  • I am not Eve Arden. I'm Kaye , her co-star in the Mothers-in-law television series back in the 1960s. She is the one who said: If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter
  • Personally, I figured this is the way you spread jock itch, but whatever. She made more money than I did anyway, so she must've known what she was talking about.
Started
2014-09-20 01:26:21
Finished
2020-03-27 15:42:49

6 Comments

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    Woab Mar 29 2020 @ 13:16

    This one cracked me up! (I actually used to watch that show, Jimbeau!)
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    Jimbeau Mar 29 2020 @ 14:11

    So did I, Woab, so did I.
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    Woab Mar 29 2020 @ 16:48

    Ah, back in the days when we only had, like, five channels to choose from.
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    LordVacuity Mar 29 2020 @ 16:50

    We used to get all the channels. Most of them only carried the salt and pepper races though.
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    SlimWhitman Apr 12 2020 @ 11:29

    Yeah, me too. Now we can only dream of five channels. I also cracked up during this one. Hope all the former folders are doing well! Lot's of old stories getting finished these days.
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    Woab Apr 13 2020 @ 14:26

    There's a flock of new story folders shaking the dust out of some old folds.

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