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Did I tell you about the time I drove to

  • Did I tell you about the time I drove to the Czech Republic with three friends? Well, I say three friends; one of them was my brother, one was a friend of my Dad's and the other
  • was some guy named Frank that Terry (Dad's friend) knew from his Army days. My brother and I, along with Terry and Frank, needed to get to the Czech Republic because
  • I'd been invited to visit Count Sourek, a remote relative of the family. My brother & I hoped Count Sourek would include us in his will but Terry & Frank just came for Czech beer
  • pretzels. Count Sourek was a real sadistic ass. He'd fan 10'000's dollars in 100's and ask me, Terry and Frank, "You wants some money? Oh well, too bad!" Then he'd put it back
  • Until the invisible hand grabbed it and vanished.
  • The hand sent him to another dimension made of utter despair. There he met Keanu Reeves, who was busy gathering signs to overthrow the capitalistic overlords of the
  • Solar Protectorate. Earth had been trashed while Mars had been terraformed into a lush green world, then trashed in another wave of profit-bingeing. Keanu's revolutionary signs w
  • see lost amongst the rubble of the ruined cities, the red planet a grave for what may have once been inspirational but would never be seen again. Another movement to colonise
  • the moon resulted in traffic jams of cosmic proportions, as hundreds of millions of comedy fans boarded space shuttles, hoping to find the spot where Ralph Kramden dispatched Alice
  • It was eventually discovered that she had escaped down a quantum rabbit-hole of epic proportions. One never really knows where one will end up with one of those.
Started
2012-08-12 11:11:25
Finished
2016-02-16 02:00:22

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    lucielucie Feb 16 2016 @ 08:48

    No you didn't, Tommy.

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