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When the explorers of the sexy naked body

  • When the explorers of the sexy naked body discovered the windy back passage it was only a matter of time before a gust of wind would cause the navigation to be blown off course
  • towards the dreaded Innuendo Island. Capt. Cork and his crew, were charged by Queen Immodia to discover new Incontinents, but the polyp forests near the sphincter-shaped cove
  • ...you remember...where the S**t Orchestra plays? Well, the polyp forests barricaded Capt. Cork from reaching the Innuendo Island. But Capt. Cork had to go baaa-ad! Discovering
  • the giant stash of hoarded Fruit 'n Fiber cereal had resulted in a somewhat unexpected cleansing period for Capt. Cork. He'd had to drop anchor three times already this morning and
  • scrubbing the poop deck was something he no longer relished as much as he had in the past. Captain Cork's discomfort was a hot topic among the crew, who were busy taking bets that
  • the wench would fall into the bilge. Captain Cork's crew was depraved. They drank rum out of severed heads of young married couples and ate kittens dipped in Panda blood.
  • Captain Cork was a product of the brainwashed Millennials. His idea of life without playing pokemon go on his iphone was, well, utter boredom. I knew otherwise, fortunately for me
  • I had played the original Pokemon, before they added the GO and all the preteens pretended they were brainwashed Millennials. Captain Cork was technically gen Z but he was born in
  • 1838 to Josiah and Meredith Cheswick the first time around, but a horrific early industrial accident in his firstyears resulted in the false death and entombment of Captain Cork u
  • Everyone searched the factory for what was left of the Cap'n. It turns out he retired and moved to the cork factory next door. Cork u lived happily eating with a cork on his fork.
Started
2012-12-26 23:57:49
Finished
2016-09-15 22:38:23

2 Comments

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    sharklover Oct 30 2017 @ 23:06

    RIP Captain Cork :'(
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    BlastedHeath Nov 03 2017 @ 19:49

    Uneasy lie the dead on FoldingStory ... who knows when he might resurface ;-)

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