When the explorers of the sexy naked body

When the explorers of the sexy naked body discovered the windy back passage it was only a matter of time before a gust of wind would cause the navigation to be blown off course

towards the dreaded Innuendo Island. Capt. Cork and his crew, were charged by Queen Immodia to discover new Incontinents, but the polyp forests near the sphincter-shaped cove

...you remember...where the S**t Orchestra plays? Well, the polyp forests barricaded Capt. Cork from reaching the Innuendo Island. But Capt. Cork had to go baaa-ad! Discovering

the giant stash of hoarded Fruit 'n Fiber cereal had resulted in a somewhat unexpected cleansing period for Capt. Cork. He'd had to drop anchor three times already this morning and

scrubbing the poop deck was something he no longer relished as much as he had in the past. Captain Cork's discomfort was a hot topic among the crew, who were busy taking bets that

the wench would fall into the bilge. Captain Cork's crew was depraved. They drank rum out of severed heads of young married couples and ate kittens dipped in Panda blood.

Captain Cork was a product of the brainwashed Millennials. His idea of life without playing pokemon go on his iphone was, well, utter boredom. I knew otherwise, fortunately for me

I had played the original Pokemon, before they added the GO and all the preteens pretended they were brainwashed Millennials. Captain Cork was technically gen Z but he was born in

1838 to Josiah and Meredith Cheswick the first time around, but a horrific early industrial accident in his firstyears resulted in the false death and entombment of Captain Cork u

Everyone searched the factory for what was left of the Cap'n. It turns out he retired and moved to the cork factory next door. Cork u lived happily eating with a cork on his fork.