Spam Baby needed to break out of this daycare,
- Spam Baby needed to break out of this daycare, and fast. He shook his rattle to alert L'enfant Sausage, who was nibbling on a wean pocket. The two tykes battered down the baby gate
- after reprogramming Baby-Laugh-A-Lot to cover the sounds their escape on the baby phone. Spam Baby shimmied down the drain pipe & signaled to L'enfant Sausage. Chucky was back
- to his old tricks, substituting just about every inanimate object he could find with Folger's Crystals, just to see who'd notice the difference. That creepy little doll scared
- my creepy little sister. Man do I like scaring her. Having a creeper sister is like having and evil dog because
- they both eat crap on purpose so they fart deadly fumes in their sleep. The difference, of course, is that my dog smells better because my sister is too busy watching me to shower.
- Our entire family is sick, I tell ya. And we STINK...my gawd, do we stink! Dr. Phil, I'm beggin' you, puh-leeeze do something here...anything! Otherwise, how am I ever gonna
- have to change my name to Zombo Miliwata. I looked deep into Dr Phil's eyes but it was too late. He'd slipped into a coma. I will apply to change my name and move to
- the Netherlands where those like me are still treated like dirt. As a golem, or gollum as some would have it, dirt is precisely how we wish to be treated. Dr. Phil understood this,
- he held my hand and asked me if I'd like a dirt sandwich. I nodded, a tear trickling down my nose. Dr Phil hunkered down by my side. "I want you to repeat after me: 'I'm a gollum &
- no amount of showering will help.'" And it was four years later I realized I could sell my memoirs under the title, "A Rose By Any Other Name."
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- 2012-10-07 20:14:07
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- 2014-02-20 21:13:34
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PurpleProf Feb 21 2014 @ 16:10
"wean pocket" - LOL!!!
buddyboy4711 Mar 04 2014 @ 16:36
It's the gateway pocket. Big Tobacco, meet Big Hot Pocket. The kids aren't alright. Etc.