Exceeding the velocity of light is trivial.

to slow and stop gracefully. Do it right and you've moved through time and space. Do it wrong and you're just another lost soul below the event horizon. Flexing my fingers, I

pressed the start button - aware that this life was indeed my last. I quickly pressed Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, a code I was now very familiar with

which gave me 30 life that i can use.

Thirty life points, how would it be best to use them? I looked at my hand. Cards were crappy. But what if... I boldly put card on the table. "Summon Ravenous Bugblatter of Traal!"

The right time and place for a Counterspell, and a morbid grin. Without my creature, I was dead meat. A good but late lesson about delusional optimism.

If only I had my summoning book, but that thing would take up the entire backpack. Finally, I decided to use the only morphing spell I knew, the streetlight grew legs and began

shaking violently. "This isn't supposed to happen!", I shout scream out loud as the street light

flickered. I saw a strange man walking towards me. He was just about to crab my hand but suddenly

crabbed my crotch. I turned the resulting itchy infestation to good use by training the lice to do tricks and joined the circus. The flying trapeze was very popular with ladies.