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At last I am truly satisfied. I have achieved

  • At last I am truly satisfied. I have achieved cheesefulness. I am one with the cheese. I live cheese. I am cheese. These were the famous words spoken by the great
  • Zen Munster himself. His book "The Path to True Cheese Headiness" is a best seller in Wisconsin. Raised a humble dairy farmer, he found his true calling by observing cows ruminate.
  • and that's where he first heard about the Gouda. The Gouda was a dairy farmer who left his wealthy farm to learn about the spiritual truth in cheese. First he lived with ascetics
  • in a small Indian valley, where the holy cows' milk induced trances when drunk. In these visions, the Gouda realized his Destiny was in spiritual cheese. Armed with this knowledge,
  • he opened his own little shop on the banks of the Ganges River. "Come, taste," implored Gouda to passersby. "It's a celebration of cheeses! One bite & you will be able to predict
  • your next pregnancy." Too bad the patrons couldn't predict their next bowel movement. Gouda's Ganges Cheeseria blocked people up, but it was too good to pass up, you see. Predictin
  • G whether pineapple consumption helped, the jyotish man said, "You have 7 1/2 years of Saturn coming in 5 years, so do it now. Shani is a tough judge of karma, so be prepared to go
  • deep into space to achieve this. Otherwise, karma will come back to bite you and you'll have no idea what happened.
  • "So buck up little buckaroo and, hop on that giant elastic band and we'll shoot you to the farthest nebula!" There you will find the great...
  • miniscule momentous magnitude of Marvin Gardens writ large across some alien skies and always only sometimes. It was once again the accidental warlike event you were promised.
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2011-11-06 15:26:35
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2016-08-27 06:10:26

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    PurpleProf Aug 27 2016 @ 10:21

    Zen Munster and the great Gouda.... I want more!

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