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Its been over 20 years since, I stuck the

  • Its been over 20 years since, I stuck the stick in that wonderful pink powder, but even now as I get ready to dip it for the first time I can feel my mouth puckering in
  • anticipation. Once that fantastic pink powder touched my taste buds, I was thrown back into my happy place. A place filled with fuzzy hamsters, roller skates and pounds of Fun Dip.
  • It was just like the orgy I attended last Saturday night ... though the "fuzzy hamsters" used were gerbils we all nicknamed Richard Gere.
  • So yeah basically just the same old orgy weekend after weekend. I never thought I'd say it, but we need to branch out to new things, but of coarse I'd still call them Richard.
  • Whew! It was an emotionally exhausting and heartfelt conversation--though I wasn't clear if I had it internally or externally-like always. Those damn psychotropics!!! What puppy
  • would put up with me? My puppy certainly couldn't. Spot ran away from me only last week. Some best friend he turned out to be! I decided I'd be better off getting a hamster.
  • Easier said than done. I spent the next 5 weeks in the jungles of New Guinea and while I did catch 3 pigs, 8 chickens, malaria and a wicked staff infection, the hamster eluded me.
  • It was an elusive hamster. He was coated in teflon and vaseline. He had 99 aliases. He'd also made a cloaking device out of cedar shavings and
  • and bean sprouts.The day the hamster disappeared, he'd stuffed bits of mango in his cheeks, donned his cloaking device and ran on his squeaky wheel, which began squeaking louder an
  • d louder till it reached a pitch that only dogs could hear. That's when Mangler, the MinPin, spotted him.Unfortunately, it didn't end well for the hamster that day, I can tell you.
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2013-02-06 15:08:56
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2015-01-03 23:02:10

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    PurpleProf Jan 05 2015 @ 20:06

    Richard Gere was one of his aliases?

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