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The cat proudly dropped the gift at my feet.

  • The cat proudly dropped the gift at my feet. I brought a paper towel to remove the token of appreciation. Odd, it looked like a silver astronaut.
  • I inspected it more closely. It was a silver astronaut. But so tiny. "Hello!" it said in a tinny little voice. "Your animal slobbered all over me, can you wipe me off?" I couldn't
  • help but wonder if he was like a genie in a lamp. So I rubbed and rubbed and rubbed him as much as I could. I didn't get a wish, but I think i made the tiny astronaut's day.
  • "Who's walking on the moon now, Bubbles the Chimp?" I snickered. My hand was getting a bit of rope burn, from the friction and I needed to take a break, a KitKat break. I went thru
  • the aisles at 7-11 when an announcement began: "Attention shoppers, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
  • down, never gonna run around and desert you!" At the 7-11 that meant that the hot dogs were half off. And that means that
  • Honey boo boo came in for a doughnut and coffee but started running register because she wanted money for a new pageant outfit.
  • Guy Fieri had stepped out to gay-bash a couple next door and returned to find the precocious tot dancing on his stool, obviously high on GoGo Juice and who knows what else. He
  • reconsidered his options and decided he'd rather eat the dancing tater-tot just...because. Such phenomena was rare and Guy Fieri thought he might be able to launch a new menu
  • item if he swallowed enough air before inhaling the poor dancing tater-tot. But even the Journal of Irreproducible Results would not publish the story, for the sake of his family.
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2012-11-06 11:42:30
Finished
2012-11-07 21:32:53

1 Comments

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    PurpleProf Nov 07 2012 @ 21:46

    I like the whole idea of a tiny silver astronaut.

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