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What an awful night. Most if it stayed submerged

  • What an awful night. Most if it stayed submerged in the alcoholic black out. Only a bleak gnawing that something was wrong drifted through her mind. She looked at herself in the mi
  • rror and in the reflection, lying on the bed & sprawled on the floor was the cast of Snowhite & the 7 Dwarves on Ice. "Oh no," she whispered to herself, "it's pantomime season agai
  • n." "OH NO IT ISN"T" yelled the 7 dwarves. "Oh, yes it is, now get out here before the prince shows up." "Can't go anywhere with coffee." muttered Grumpy. Dopey ordered room servic
  • e & lackadaisically lollygagged across the rumpled sheets. A knock at the door. Room service already? Dopey got to the door before Snow White could. Uh-oh. It was Prince Charming.
  • Charming inded, this Prince was. He had a smile that should perfectly white shiny teeth, so glossy you would think they were waxed with a special toothpaste. Poor Snow White, she
  • looked like someone had dumped a bucket of water on her head and pummeled her with a sack of potatoes. Prince Charming was perfect. But Snow White's complexion was all blotchy and
  • blighted, she had a potato nose & potato eyes. "You look badly beet." "said the Prince. "Take me as I yam." said Snow White Potato. "Aioli wish you'd bitten an apple, not a spud
  • -- but you chose me, so shallot be,'' the Prince said gingerly. What a cassava nova! Snow White Potato smiled and said, "Botany one can say that. Do you truly mean it?"
  • "I truly mean it, my love, my darling." He smiled & took my hand, kissing it lightly. "Since you chose me, will you marry me, Snow White Potato?" The prince got on one knee. "
  • Yep" said Snow White Potato, "Sounds good." The Prince and the Potato were happily married, though tragically, during their honeymoon, her body was found smooshed in a hotel room.
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2013-11-03 12:13:07
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2 Comments

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    lucielucie Oct 23 2015 @ 15:37

    Aaaand we end up in a hotel room again at the end...
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    Chaz Oct 23 2015 @ 19:18

    Knock, knock... "Room Serv.. OMIGAWD!"

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