These were racist robots that could change

These were racist robots that could change into different vehicles, they were called Klansformers.

Instead of the synth, the Klansformers opening theme song consisted of dueling banjos. "Klansformers! Matters what meets the eye!" Also their robot heads were more conical.

They donned their white sheet metal and leaked gasoline on some crosses in preparation for ritual burnings. The Klansormers wheeled in their first victim, a black F-150 with dual

Rotors and solid black wings. It had been used for 50 years. The sacrificial rite was performed by the high priest of the Klansomers. A large crowd gathered to watch.

Sacrificing old helicopters was about all the Klansomers could do to appease the gods of the sky. Humahuma rounded the sacred Wumwig three time before lighting the rag hanging from

Humahuma knew he was a pyromaniac. He drew pleasure from watching things while they were consumed by flames. The smoky smouldering scents set his heart ablaze. The sky gods sent

him composure but he whisked it away, as usual. He never noticed how the gods went out of their way to help him help himself and he rebuffed them time after time. The gods knew how

to deal with an ungrateful mortal. They twirled the seas with their little fingers and sent him spinning away in a whirlpool, but he only clapped his hands and shouted "again!"

after enough swirlies in the toilet of life. The Gods grew to understand the he had the heart of a child and adopted the man child as their own. He gave the world light and life.