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Friends... family... countrymen. It is a

  • Friends... family... countrymen. It is a far greater fold that I feld today than have I ever folded before. With these words
  • I mark an auspicious beginning to our journey to make this country anew. I pass along to you the sacred flame of creation: word becomes fold. Four years ago the founders of Folding
  • sat on the toilet and invented a flux capacitor but since that had already been invented the founders of Folding purchased some off the counter software and produced a website base
  • d totally on inane fanciful ridiculousness produced by random worldwide whack jobs with a little extra time on their hands. What the founders of Folding didn't anticipate was that
  • if they printed out all the folds onto, like, paper, they could sell the book to the millions of foldingstory fans worldwide and retire, you know, yesterday. Awesome business plan!
  • Except that making a FoldingStory book would be pointless, as all the stories could be found online. Tom no longer thought this was such a great idea, and shrunk back into his seat
  • because it was a beanbag chair. Everyone else in the boardroom sat on exercise balls. Tom grabbed a donut. "How about a FoldingStory-sponsored soccer team? My son's team sucks but
  • should get better with practice, and for that we need a better coach," said Tom. "Now who among the FS crowd has had soccer experience?" Eyes scanned the boardroom and settled on
  • Pele, otherwise known as "Chaz" of FoldingStory fame. "I, er, was trying to keep my real identity a secret," Pele/Chaz said. "Guess the cat's outta the bag now." Soccer was Chaz's
  • first passion, but day by day, FoldingStory was creeping out onto the field. A manatee makes for a fearsome goal post, and Squawkers on defense soon halted his football career.

1 Comments

  1. lucielucie May 28 2014 @ 05:13

    I hope Noah et al do sit on beanbags & exercise balls at work.

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