Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London

Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London for a week
. They had actually planned to stay there for more than a week, and Mary wanted to set up a business there. But they simply couldn't stay - not after they heard about the murder of
the gentile. So Mary said, "Joseph, we have to get out of here." Joseph grabbed the hay-covered baby and said, "Get to the chopper!"
The actors were done for the day and had to be air lifted from the remote island.
Their airlift arrived in the form of a purple helicopter that beheaded half the exotic island's palm trees as it descended down to land. The actors were horrified and one
vomited at the grotesqueness of its paint scheme. They piled aboard and the purple helicopter took off, airlifting them off the island and towards
Helicopter Heaven, a place where no disgusting paint schemes would ever be found. Because everything is helicopters. They stepped off the helicopter, walking along the
*buzzzz* and then the narration stopped, because the narrator revealed himself to be a helicopter disguised as a human (whose voice box had recently failed).
Since they found out his secret he started himself and flew away. He was going to have to get a new people suit and the last guy he bought from went outta business. Ed Gein, nice
guy, but terrible suit. He streaked across the sky,exhuberantly free,unencumbered by earthbound forces. Happy, he burst into song: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!"

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