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Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London

  • Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London for a week

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  • . They had actually planned to stay there for more than a week, and Mary wanted to set up a business there. But they simply couldn't stay - not after they heard about the murder of

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  • the gentile. So Mary said, "Joseph, we have to get out of here." Joseph grabbed the hay-covered baby and said, "Get to the chopper!"

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  • The actors were done for the day and had to be air lifted from the remote island.

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  • Their airlift arrived in the form of a purple helicopter that beheaded half the exotic island's palm trees as it descended down to land. The actors were horrified and one

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  • vomited at the grotesqueness of its paint scheme. They piled aboard and the purple helicopter took off, airlifting them off the island and towards

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  • Helicopter Heaven, a place where no disgusting paint schemes would ever be found. Because everything is helicopters. They stepped off the helicopter, walking along the

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  • *buzzzz* and then the narration stopped, because the narrator revealed himself to be a helicopter disguised as a human (whose voice box had recently failed).

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  • Since they found out his secret he started himself and flew away. He was going to have to get a new people suit and the last guy he bought from went outta business. Ed Gein, nice

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  • guy, but terrible suit. He streaked across the sky,exhuberantly free,unencumbered by earthbound forces. Happy, he burst into song: "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!"

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