All hope seemed to be lost. But that was
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All hope seemed to be lost. But that was not true. Because, where CAPTAIN MISSOURI is, hope is with him.
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The crew despaired as they sank into the water. "We need a new arc!" Someone shouted. "Don't worry," assured captain Missouri, "I noah guy". The hopeless pun only worsened the crew
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s resentment against insufferable Capt. Missouri but it was too late to mutiny, the arc was sinking fast. On the poop deck well to do gnu Lulu & aspiring artist ardvark Clark clung
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to each other like Jack and Rose Kennedy on a plank of wood from a sinking ship in Arctic waters. "We would have had beautiful children Clark, I just know it," whispered Lulu.
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"We would have been terrible parents, though" "I think we could have figured something out."
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"It doesn't matter any more. We are both completely free to do whatever we want. "And what do you want?" "Drag you into this fitting room and
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force you to try on a pair of pants that aren't pink!" she said. "But I am The Man in Pink Pants!" he protested, "It is my identity!" "Well, it isn't mine!" she shouted, leaving
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the words hanging in the air as she thrust a pair of blue pants towards him. The Man in Pink Pants looked furiously at her. It was patently clear that blue was not his colour.
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Instead she threw him a green pair of yoga pants. He grabbed them mid air and as he'd inspected them his face softened up a bit. "Huff...! These will do." he gruffed.
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Her ridiculously simple plan had worked, as she knew it would. "Men," she sneered to herself, "pathetic."
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