"husa husa husa com belli ona susa. husi

"husa husa husa com belli ona susa. husi ho husi ho husi ho ho ho"

She glared at him. "It's not nice to make fun of their language. You Americans are so offensive sometimes." He smiled to himself. He thought it was funny. Foreigners like her just

didn't understand how much awesomer Americans are than everyone else. The rest of the world is filled with dumbasses & he decided right then & there to prove it to her. "Watch this

silly walk I learned from Monty Python!" He proceeded to bend his knees at odd angles and thrust his toes out with each step, looking for all the world like he was about to

make it to the end of the crosswalk before the oncoming traffic. Unfortunately he was an amateur stiltist and even less of a unicyclist; the resounding *crunch* could be heard as

he crushed the traffic conductor's foot. She pointed to Hell, as if to direct him there. Her instructions were followed faithfully by the traffic jam of Virgil drill vehicles when

Sarah Palin came running through the chaos! A thread from her dress caught on the side of a wing mirror and she was spun round and round until a black puddle of cloth lay at her fe

-lafels. At least that's McCain referred Palin's crusty toes as. She was totally naked and she was at the Costco food court. She snatched a footlong hot dog bun to cover her

erect penis. She had scheduled an appointment for it's removal, but Palin did not want her secret to come out before the operation. She began dressing with other costco items

from her cart. She had the cowboy hat,hot pink bob wig & the black fuzzy slippers &once the surgery was complete,she would B a new woman. She could hardly contain her giddiness!