• Hi
  • Good morning
  • It was a beautiful morning and it started with the milk.
  • Oh the milk was so beautiful. I couldn't help but stare.
  • So creamy. So pure. Raw. Full fat. I poured the frothy white milk into the urn, added sugar, some lovely cream & a pinch of real vanilla. I started cranking, knowing that in just
  • a few min the inlaws would arrive. I placed the urn on a table for the wake high tea. "I can't believe it's not butter", said Aunt Margery spreading some of Uncle Russ on a scone
  • that was pretty much half-baked. Aunt Margery thought this would be great way to commune with the recently deceased, and while opening her mouth to consume the scone, she
  • thought she sensed her dead husband Lou saying "those scones will make you fat," in her ear. Aunt Margery put down the scone quickly and looked around. A shadow passed on the wall
  • and Aunt Margery started to hyperventilate...then, without warning, she stood up straight, pull her breasts out from under her Depends and started shouting, "Screw you, Louie and
  • your rotten news source, too!" Tucking her arms into her blouse pulled over her head, and bending her knees, she waddled around like a limbless penguin, going, "HOBBA HOBBA HOBBA".


  1. Zetawilk Jan 15 2019 @ 19:01

    As penguins are so often wont to do.

  2. Wurm Jan 15 2019 @ 20:15


  3. PurpleProf Jan 15 2019 @ 20:19

    SO FUNNY! I love SlimWhitman's fold.

  4. yellowbird Jan 15 2019 @ 20:25


  5. Woab Jan 16 2019 @ 16:39


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