The reply (which shocked me quite a bit actually)

The reply (which shocked me quite a bit actually) was "OK, but only if we can stop by my brother's place first and steal a fifth of vodka." The question had been "

Would you let me give you a blowjob?" It was the only way to make money, since the rich still were not fulfilling their obligation wrought from their privilege. Fatasses. Shiela

looked up at the man in black and flashed her big blues a couple of times. Just for the sake of it Shiela jiggled her versions of Shock-n-Awe and waited for an answer. The man in

black brought out his guitar and sernaded Shiela. "I fell into a burning ring of fire..." "How could Johnny Cash be alive?" Shiela wondered. Just then, the UFOs appeared.

As they landed & expelled their human cargo it became clear that cryonics wasn't a scam after all. The aliens were in business & to show credibility,their concert with Elvis,Cash,

and Walt Disney (who knew he could sing?) set the stage for big business. People rushed to purchase cryogenic births, however, the Aliens did not want cash, they wanted some

McDonald's Happy Meals. There was a shortage on their planet, and it was the essence of life. The Aliens knew what they must do: Kidnap Ronald McDonald.

The aliens brought Ronald to their home planet and made him a god, but Ronald didn't know how to make Happy Meals, and they quickly realized that. So, instead he was turned into

A source of entertainment for the other godlings which made this place their home. Thunder beings and gaseous wisps alike took great pleasure in seeingpoor Ronald suffer in public

, but the exiled Balachamu returned as a 10-ton orb of intwined neck ties, belts, snakes, and electrical cords. He launched Ron home with a flick and strangled every last godling.