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She was 12 years old but in charge of Microsoft.

  • She was 12 years old but in charge of Microsoft. Brilliant, evil, sophisticated, she'd taken her Dell laptop and turned it into the world's most powerful little engine. She
  • had a master plan to legitimatize indentured servitude. She'd started a small non-profit with Angelina Jolie to facilitate international human trafficking, oops I mean adoptions.
  • When AJ "adopted" enough children, the next phase would begin. Phase Omega.
  • In this phase, Albert Leroy Jinkens would brainwash all of his kidnapped children into being communist. The next phase, which ALJ named Phase Potato, was
  • to become self-sufficient in potatoes. Albert Leroy Jinkens and his communist kidnapped children planted acres of spuds in a freezing wet Spring. They got trench foot but were livi
  • my...well, surviving. ALJ became known among the village people simply as "Bert." He & his children opened a small cafe that served food made only from potatoes. Masses of
  • people would crowd into the small cafe hoping to get a glorious helping of au gratin, or twice baked concoctions, made from these delectable spuds. The other restaurant owners were
  • not nearly as enamored with taters as Mr. Potato head, but they couldn't argue with success. Little did they know Mr. P. had dispatched Uncle Russet & was feeding customers the
  • remains of both he and their third cousin (twice removed). It bears mentioning that, while cannibalism is naturally frowned upon,
  • some people like it. Take Mr Dahmer for instance. Word is that he liked clowns, too, all except for the funny flavor.
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2012-03-01 14:23:31
Finished
2013-04-04 16:59:28

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    lucielucie Apr 05 2013 @ 06:53

    So Angelina Jolie turns into Mr Potato Head via Albert Leroy Jinkins.

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