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Today is my 2 year anniversary on FoldingStory.

  • Today is my 2 year anniversary on FoldingStory. Do I get a present or anything?
  • Sure, how about your 2 yr. FoldingStory anniversary present is having to wait another 2 yrs before this story publishes. To mark this momentous occasion, here's some sage FS wisdom
  • to get you through the 2 years until this story is published. 1) Don't count your foldingstories until they're published. 2) Only add to dormant stories with inscrutible
  • unfathomable folds (that way no one can ever be sure if you are the idiot or the savant) 3) Chant to the publishing gods - dont forget the incense. 4) Wash your car
  • 5) spit in your mom's mouth - 6) eat your brother's toenails
  • 7) cut the head of your sister's favourite doll 8) go to bed 9) Wait
  • to see if Santa Claus eats those cookies on which you sprinkled hot pepper sauce. 10) Tell your brother you are sorry even if you aren't. 11) Swallow your gum when Mrs. Durbinsky
  • 12) Give back the puppy stuffy you hid when your older sister hit you with it. 13) Tell mom about the fish sticks you put in the DVD player to see if it could eat. Man this sucked.
  • 14) Tell the kids never to play with matches, candles, and salt inside the closet because the devil might not save you this time if I get my hands on you. 15) count a googleplex of
  • Loose lips and sink no ships. 16) pick all the dandelions because one begets a hundred others. Make dandelion wine.
Started
2014-10-10 23:02:08
Finished
2017-05-20 20:20:36

7 Comments

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    Woab May 22 2017 @ 10:28

    m80 was right, it was two years before this story was published. Happy belated 4 year FS anniversary, PurpleProf!
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    Rebbie May 22 2017 @ 15:01

    OMG! It two years to celebrate two years! Talk about a late party. Oh well, where do you want the balloons? "Billy get out of the cake! Of course it tastes like mold." Happy belated anniversary PP!
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    LordVacuity May 22 2017 @ 15:06

    I don't know how dandy it would be if it is always lying. Seems like that would be self-contradicting: Dandy Lying Whine.
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    Rebbie May 22 2017 @ 17:00

    Oh the humanity Futique. Such punny humor.
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    PurpleProf May 29 2017 @ 23:48

    My gift is...all of you! Thank you for keeping me smiling for going on five years!
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    BlastedHeath Jun 01 2017 @ 20:20

    Happy Belated!
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    pinky Jun 05 2017 @ 01:30

    Clapping, hopping on one paw...Happy...uh...knarf! Happy Anniversary! I knew this would be worthy of resurrection!

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