But Michelangelo was tired of the Ninja Turtle
- But Michelangelo was tired of the Ninja Turtle schtick. Everywhere he went people said, "Let's kick some shell!" He hated that. He was a method actor. He'd cut his teeth on
- a bandsaw, and since then, there was nothing he feared. No turtle or frog infested urban landscape was going to make him think twice about giving this new bananabread recipe to
- Making a virtue of necessity, he merged his turtle pie, tong sui and the new bananabread recipe creating the "even newer and better bananabread recipe. He opened a chinese-american
- stall on Brighton beach selling noodle burgers & sweet & sour cola. Then they imported Japanese Homo Sausage, & the Sino/Jappo/American fusion cuisine overtook all Southern England
- but was quickly indistinguishable from the standard bangers & mash. Even multicultural international fusion held no chance against the momentum of centuries of sausage and potato.
- Even when you tried to sneak a new spice or two into their bland "comfort food" recipes you got grief. "It's OK, but I like the regular way better" they would say. Well screw that
- ! I didn't care if heartburn killed 'em. They needed sriracha & they needed it now. I put it in everything: on their toast for breakfast, in their prune juice, sprinkled on top of
- their ice cream. Heck, I even put it in their bathwater. Still, it wasn't enough - they kept demanding more and more of the delicious red sauce. The lady at the store knew me by
- the red bandana I wore on my head. Shop Lady knew us all by that infamous accessory. The Siracha Suppliers. We gave siracha sauce to those in need, but it was becoming an addiction
- that was putting me into crippling debt. The sauce would my downfall, in the later years, where I ended up having a fatal overdose.
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- 2012-03-20 22:10:22
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- 2014-08-24 05:08:57
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lucielucie Aug 25 2014 @ 05:05
Homo sausage is a Japanese sausage made from fish.
49erFaithful Aug 25 2014 @ 18:48
Not where I come from it aint.
SlimWhitman Aug 25 2014 @ 19:20
http://blog.umamimart.com/2009/02/hi-my-name-is-homo-sausage/