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She was beautiful. She was divine. She was

  • She was beautiful. She was divine. She was the love of his life. And he wasn't allowed 100 meters of her.
  • That's right, when she dies and they cut her up into strips he isn't allowed anything. Not even 100 metres. Gee he should be entitled to a mile of her because he has loved her
  • so much. Of course, love only counts for hand grenades and machine gun fire. If only he had been attentive as a husband. Then a light bulb clicked in his head. If he could
  • just open his eyes wide enough, they could use the light shining from his retinas to find a way out of this mess. Unfortunately, there came a knock on the door. It was the police
  • dog from the other day, still shaved bald. And he was PISSED. As soon as the door was open even a crack, he barged his way in and snapped at the guy's shining retinas, trying to
  • rip his eyeballs out and grind on them for a delicious treat. Shocked, the man lurched back and squealed in an annoying voice, "Gah! That is why I despite wretched bald mongrels
  • wearing leotards. Bald mongrels should not be admitted to the ballet, especially if they regularly nosh on ground eyeballs at brunch. Savagery, ballet savagery." It was a tough
  • Assignment for Margot Fonteyn 's successor. She hadn't bargained for this. The Red Knight was the director and didn't write the libretto. He was just the choreographer!
  • "I can't work like this," she huffed, "This choreography is too clumsy. It's like the steps were designed for someone in full armor!" "Oh, stop being a prima dona," said the knight
  • did a squat lance thrust leap.She tried to follow but tripped into opposing forces. "My lady, have they harmed you?" At last she was rescued from the dancing knights.

2 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk Mar 17 2017 @ 16:39

    FoldingStories don't get much more random than that, folks.

  2. Rebbie Mar 17 2017 @ 17:03

    Actually it can get worse! http://foldingstory.com/h25ro/

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