My cat has an armpit fetish; which is strange
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My cat has an armpit fetish; which is strange to begin with, but it gets weird when
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she insists on coughing up fur balls to adhere to what were my otherwise freshly shorn pits. I quickly put a stop to THAT. I now apply Nair to pussy cat and
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and roll kitty in Crisco then cornmeal and deep fry it. I whip up a sourcream tartar sauce that my cousin Vicky
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learned from a troupe of traveling gypsies when she lived in a van down by the river last year. Vicky's real friendly and just seems to attract the salt of the Earth. One gypsy
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allegedly had 9 children and all of their names started with the letter M. The oddest name for one of these traveling gypsies children was M
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aster, because their last name bates. But Malignant wasn't too pleased with her middle name either. Why had Mom named her tumor. Just because she had no features and got bigger and
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smaller at the time doesnt mean that her mom has to tell that she has a
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man on the side
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to keep my wife unwitting and unpestered by my sexual cravings. And how I loved that older, stronger man not for his mind, but for his body. I salivated for its touch, and his
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three poodles. Boy, do I love a man with poodles. You know what the say about poodle men, right?
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- 2011-02-18 06:50:17
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- 2011-09-29 21:00:52
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Zetawilk Sep 29 2011 @ 21:07
No, what do they say? That they have a weird hardo?
Zetawilk Sep 29 2011 @ 21:07
Hairdo is what I typed. Where's the edit button? It's like ten years ago.